// hello, kitty //

"What the--?" Chris ducked his head as a pink flip-flop flew past, narrowly missing him.

JC stood glaring at him indignantly, hands on hips. "That is for the Hello Kitty thing you said today," he sniffed.

"Oh....that," replied Chris. "Is that all?"

JC's eyes narrowed, and he started to slide the remaining pink flip-flop off his foot. Chris made a break for it, and pushed past JC, almost knocking him over. "Oops...sorry, man!" he chuckled as he dived into his bunk and quickly whipped the curtain closed. It didn't stay closed long, as JC's head popped through, a grim look on his face.

"Hello, kitty!" beamed Chris, and collapsed into helpless laughter. A pink flip-flop began to whack his shoulders and chest, and he grabbed his pillow and wrapped it around his head. "Ok, ok....enough! I humbly apologise. Truly. I truly do...ow! Cut it out, you freak! Put the flip-flop down....back away from the flip-flop. You hear me?"

"I can't believe you said that," said JC, as Chris climbed out of his bunk. "What were you thinking?"

"Ah," replied Chris, reaching across to JC's bunk. "May I present exhibit A?" And he waved a pink stuffed toy cat in JC's face. "Why, look here....it's....I do believe it's Hello Kitty!"

"I bought that for Brianna," said JC. "You know that."

"Why, yes you did," smiled Chris. "Eight months ago. Are you ever planning to you know...give it to her?"

"Shutup." JC sniffed. "You know I can't sleep without it."

"Exhibit B," said Chris, as he reached across to JC's bunk once again, and pulled out a pen and notebook, both emblazoned with the familar Hello Kitty characters. "Or are these for Brianna too?"

"I had a song idea and they were all I could find," pouted JC.

"Oh, that's right!" exclaimed Chris. "As I recall, it took us 2 hours and four different stores before you made that particular impulse buy. Face it, Chasez...you and the pretty kitty are like that." He held up his hand with his fingers crossed tightly together.

"I don't like you very much right now," said JC, screwing up his nose. Chris grinned, and leant across to kiss the tip of it.

"Sure you don't," he said, as he kissed his way down JC's face and neck, and then along his collarbone.

"Though I could probably be persuaded to forgive you," mumured JC, as he tilted his head back so Chris could lick a trail down his throat.

"Good to hear," replied Chris, as his hands worked on undoing JC's pants. He got them unbuttoned and tugged them gently downwards, so they slipped to the floor. JC stepped out of them, and stood there for a moment, watching Chris with a grin on his face. He shimmied his hips, and then did a little twirl.

Chris dissolved into helpless laughter, as he looked at JC standing proudly wearing his latest purchase.

....a pair of bright pink silk Hello Kitty boxer shorts.

- so Chris did an interview on Teenpeople.com and made a joke about JC doing a voiceover in a Hello Kitty movie, and well...this is the result. Chris really shouldn't encourage me.

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